What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after three periods.
Why does Nixon wear boxer shorts? To keep his ankles warm. This era saw political innuendo dominate bars.
The adult film sparked countless wordplay jokes about investigative journalism and other 'deep' research.
What's the difference between your wife and your gas tank? You only have to fill one once a month.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. What do you call a streaker at a baseball game? Out at home.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. Also: What's the safest time for beach sex? When Jaws is in theaters.
What's red, white, blue and makes women scream? Uncle Sam in tight shorts. Patriotic innuendo peaked this year.
Why did Princess Leia dump Han Solo? Because he kept saying 'I know' during intimate moments.
What's the difference between disco and making love? Nothing - both involve bad moves in tight pants under a disco ball.
What glows in the dark and makes love for three minutes? A Three Mile Island honeymoon couple.
Why is Pac-Man like a bad lover? He eats everything in sight and finishes in 30 seconds.
Dark humor emerged: What's the difference between Reagan and his would-be assassin? One couldn't get it up in time.
Why did E.T. have such a long neck? Because Drew Barrymore had such long legs.
Why are Cabbage Patch Kids so popular? They're the only thing parents practice safe delivery with.
What do Ghostbusters and bad lovers have in common? They both ask 'Who you gonna call?' afterward.
What do New Coke and premature ejaculation have in common? Both went off too early and disappointed everyone.
Tragically tasteless jokes spread rapidly about the disaster, representing the darkest corner of 80s humor.
What's the difference between Fatal Attraction and your ex? One boiled a bunny, the other just kept hopping back.
Read my lips: No new sexual positions. Bush Sr.'s famous quote spawned countless bedroom parodies.
What came down faster, the Berlin Wall or a sailor on shore leave? At least the Wall lasted 28 years.
Why is Vanilla Ice like premature ejaculation? Both were over before you knew what happened.
The Anita Hill testimony spawned countless inappropriate jokes about pubic hair on Coke cans that circulated widely.
Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone? It's the only instrument where blowing helps your performance.
Endless jokes about the incident dominated: What's 10 inches and doesn't get sucked? John Bobbitt's severed member.
What's the difference between O.J. and Snapple? Snapple comes with a tight seal. Dark jokes flooded America.
Though the scandal broke in 1998, jokes about presidential interns and cigars began circulating from their first meeting.
What's red, furry, and vibrates? Tickle Me Elmo's older brother for adults only.
What's the difference between the Titanic and my sex life? The Titanic had a band while it went down.
What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The skin flute. The Lewinsky scandal generated millions of crude jokes nationwide.
What's the difference between Y2K and Viagra? Y2K only screws computers, not people.
What do Bush, Gore, and bad sex have in common? Hanging chads and nobody knows who finished first.